YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T IN VEGAS ANYMORE WHEN......

YOU KNOW YOU AREN'T IN VEGAS ANYMORE WHEN.............

-YOU CAN KEEP YOUR REFRIGERATED ITEMS IN THE GARAGE WITH NO PROBLEM

-YOU HAVE TO WARM UP YOUR CAR FOR AT LEAST 30 MIN BEFORE GOING ANYWHERE

-AC DOESN'T STAND FOR AIR CONDITIONER - IT STANDS FOR ALWAYS COLD

-DON'T NEED TO BUY THE ICICLE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS- YOU JUST USE THE ONES ALREADY OUT THERE

-SHAVED ICE ISN'T A TREAT- IT'S WHAT YOU CLEAN OFF YOUR CAR

-THE KIDS HAVE TO BE WEARING SNOW PANTS AND BOOTS TO BE ALLOWED TO PLAY ON THE PLAYGROUND AT RECESS

-YOU HAVE TO CHECK THE TV WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO SEE IF SCHOOL IS CANCELED, DELAYED OR ON TIME

-THE KIDS ARE MAD THAT IT'S ONLY 12 DEGREES OUT BECAUSE IN ORDER TO GO OUT TO RECESS IT HAS TO BE AT LEAST 20 DEGREES

-THERMAL UNDERWEAR IS CONSIDERED LINGERIE